Gently, With a Chainsaw...

Original size 8.5x11 2016 Alex Ledante

Affirmative Action needs to get more involved in slasher movies. Why is it that the only females in that genre are either the virgin who survives or the slutty girlfriends who get killed? Women have the same right to be psychotic killers as men do! I'm not saying that women should make that choice, and while I think it speaks highly of their gender that they most often don't, they have the right to do it...

And don't give me this "30% less killings on average" nonsense- a female psychopath deserves the same bodycount as her male equivalent and should be equally considered for sequels and other franchising