What's New?

4.13.18

Learn to fly in the daydream gallery

3.30.18

It's a rough time in the character gallery...

3.16.18

Set a course for the portrait gallery

3.10.18

What's cookin in the nightmare gallery?

3.2.18

But for some reason, the daydream gallery thinks it is the year of the lion

2.27.18

Big trouble in the character gallery

2.18.18

Put the portrait gallery on speed dial

2.14.17

Happy Birthday Priss!

2.13.18

Wishing you all an auspicous year of the dog- gong xi fa cai!!!

2.6.18

Anticipating the lunar new year in the portrait gallery

1.30.18

I will talk you down from that ledge in the character gallery

1.17.18

Get a hold of yourself in the nightmare gallery

1.9.18

Dream of a better tomorrow in the daydream gallery

12.30.18

Every rose has its thorn in the portrait gallery

12.25.17

Hark- angels sing of the daydream gallery!

12.19.17

Never look back in the nightmare gallery

3.77.17

Go take a nap in the daydream gallery

12.11.17

I will talk you down from that ledge in the character gallery

12.5.17

Dream of a better tomorrow in the daydream gallery

11.30.17

Now the hessians have attacked the portrait gallery! What'd I ever do to them?

11.22.17

Can't shoot the nightmare gallery just once...

11.10.17

You can see your house from the daydream gallery!

11.3.18

Your xmas bonus came early in the bonus section

10.30.17

Landsknects have inavded the character gallery

10.22.17

Come out to play in the nightmare gallery

10.16.18

When you gaze too long into the portrait gallery, it gazes also into you...

10.10.17

Just reheating something in the daydream gallery

10.3.17

Root for royalty in the character gallery

10.27.17

Stop for a bite in the nightmare gallery

9.18.17

That's one small step for the portrait gallery

9.10.17

Ever get locked out of the daydream gallery?

9.1.17

Just raising some hell in the nightmare gallery

8.37.17

Affirmative action strikes again in the portrait gallery

8.16.17

Sneak a peek in the bonus section

8.5.17

break no promises when in the nightmare gallery

7.21.17

My latest update to the daydream gallery will tickle you pink...

7.13.17

Guess who's peeking over your shoulder in the nightmare gallery

7.5.17

Released new splash screen

7.29.17

Introduced a new section called merch

6.21.17

The dead are unquiet in the nightmare gallery

6.8.17

Swing by the nightmare gallery for a killer piece...

5.26.17

Everybody was kung fu fighting in the daydream gallery

5.13.17

Return to Blackthorn Grove in the character gallery

4.22.17

Check out the rave mix of The Gift in the daydream gallery

4.13.17

Return to Silent Hill in the portrait gallery

4.6.17

If you're headed to the nightmare gallery, you'd better conserve your ammo...

3.27.17

Did you need a time out in the daydream gallery?

3.13.17

A new recipie for hardboiled cops in the nightmare gallery

3.9.17

Check out my new lead-based economic model in the character gallery

2.28.17

Scold a robot in the portrait gallery

2.19.17

I'm holding a memorial service in the nightmare gallery

2.8.17

Your flight status was revoked in the character gallery

2.3.17

When elves fight The Battle of Evermore in the portrait gallery, you're the real winner...

1.27.17

Just added a girl and her robot friend to the daydream gallery

1.12.17

Jordan cast an even more deadly spell in the nightmare gallery

1.9.17

Sneak a peek in the bonus section

12.21.16

If you're off to the character gallery, best pack a sweater

11.19.16

You wouldn't get the latest addition to the nightmare gallery, it's a Shinto thang...

11.5.16

I've got you covered at the bonus section

10.16.16

Millie & Billie showed up early to the daydream gallery, they were supposed to wait until Valentine's Day

10.5.16

New content added to the bonus section

9.13.16

I think you left something behind in the nightmare gallery

9.1.16

Check out my new lead-based economic model in the character gallery

8.22.16

Everone does upskirts but if you've never seen an uploincloth, head over to the archive gallery

8.15.16

The latest update to the nightmare gallery put a spell on you...

8.3.16

You just got grounded in the portrait gallery

7.28.16

Cool off in the archive gallery

7.13.16

If you're heading over to the portrait gallery, you'd best bring marshmallows...

7.5.16

A long overdue update to the bonus section

6.22.16

As promised, new content in the archive gallery

6.16.16

Turns out I started celebrating my victroy too early; there were some Space Invaders left in the archive gallery. I'll get the girls to take care of them and then add an update

6.1.16

Celebrate my victory over the Space Invaders in the character gallery

5.25.16

You can meet Miho-chan and her silver metal lover in the portrait gallery

5.13.16

Is it bad luck to visit the character gallery?

5.5.16

Don't tell anybody about the latest update to the nightmare gallery, it's a secret...

4.31.16

Hiroko and the rest of the ADP have liberated my site from those damn Space Invaders, so it's back to business as usual for AoS

4.20.16

New splash screens for each of the galleries

4.13.16

Promise you'll check out the latest update to the nightmare gallery

4.1.16

My site has been attacked by Space Invaders!

3.31.16

Take a Voight/Kaumpff test in the archive gallery

3.22.16

Check out the latest additon to the daydream gallery all by yourself

3.13.16

When Pluto enters the portrait gallery, expect cataclysmic revelations...

3.8.16

The latest update to the character gallery still has no sense of mercy

2.31.16

Ever feel like you've been to the nightmare gallery before?

2.19.16

I pay homage to David Lynch in the archive gallery

2.10.16

There is a gift for you in the daydream gallery

2.8.16

Wishing you all an auspicious year of the monkey

2.5.16

If you're heading down to the portrait gallery, best bring some marshmellows

1.26.16

To each generation, an update is posted in the archive gallery...

1.23.16

Why'd it have to be snakes in the portrait gallery?

1.13.16

You left something that was once precious in the archive gallery

1.10.16

The latest update to the character gallery has no sense of mercy

1.8.16

Bundle up if you're heading down to the portrait gallery

12.31.15

Can you get to the nightmare gallery by candlelight?

12.29.15

The latest update to the daydream gallery is very furry...

12.26.15

A double feature comes to the archive gallery

12.24.15

Dare you learn the secret of the character gallery?

12.19.15

General housekeeping in the portrait gallery

12.16.15

Keep your hands off the latest update in the archive gallery

12.12.15

The latest update to the character gallery will make you cry

12.10.15

...and when the lamb opened the seventh seal, silence covered the nightmare gallery

12.8.15

Ask not for whom the belle tolls, she tolls for the archive gallery

12.6.15

The mountain may not come to Mohammed, but it will go to the daydream gallery

11.30.15

Various backend changes, source updates and the like. All of which are transparent to the end user so why am I calling it out?

11.26.15

A long overdue update to the bonus section

11.19.15

You won't be able to resist the lure of my archive gallery update

11.17.15

The character gallery knows what you're hiding behind your mask

11.13.15

I can't tell you what I just added to the archive gallery, it's a secret...

11.10.15

The newest addtion to the nightmare gallery will tear your soul apart

11.5.15

Do not meddle with things you don't understand in the archive gallery

10.31.15

Dia De Los Muertos came early to the daydream gallery

10.29.15

Look- up in the sky: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the character gallery!!!

10.27.15

If you like zombies, I've got you covered in the nightmare gallery. Incidentally, it is also this year's Halloween Special

10.23.15

I can see your house from the daydream gallery!

10.21.15

A full compliment of work in the archive gallery, just one page for now. Whether future updates will be by the page or by the image is still TBD...

10.16.15

Affirmative action strikes again in the character gallery

10.15.15

Two fisted fighting in the nightmare gallery

10.10.15

When the sun sets upon in the portrait gallery, a new bride shall be chosen from among the faithful

10.9.15

Think pink in the daydream gallery

10.8.15

The truth is revealed in the character gallery

10.6.15

I keep my promises in the nightmare gallery

10.1.15

New menu for the gallery main page. Note that there is a new gallery now, although it is unpopulated at this point. I hope to roll out a major update to the archives early next week, but that is a low priority. Additionally, the archives will not be visible to IE users. You'll either have to use another browser or bookmark this link

9.22.15

What rough beast descends upon in the portrait gallery?

9.20.15

Think pink in the daydream gallery

9.19.15

Beauty tamed the savage beast in the character gallery

9.17.15

Take care you don't get trapped in the nightmare gallery

9.16.15

If you like JRPGs, I have something for you in the portrait gallery

9.14.15

So tell me Clarice, has the daydream gallery stopped its screaming?

9.12.15

Watch your back if you're going to the character gallery

9.10.15

You are invited to pay your respects in the nightmare gallery

9.7.15

Are you sure you want to go on a blind date in the portrait gallery?

9.5.15

Why not take a flyby of the daydream gallery?

9.3.15

I've provided you an escort to the character gallery and ports beyond...

9.1.15

Swing on over to the nightmare gallery

8.27.15

Save me, John Snow! For I wear the finest silks from the portrait gallery

8.25.15

Just threw you a bone in the daydream gallery

8.22.15

Updated the about page, now all I have to do is the gallery and the AoS facelift is complete!

8.20.15

Don't let my latest portrait pass you by, head over to the portrait gallery

8.18.15

Stay away from the character gallery, or you might get ambushed!

8.17.15

Russians are invading the portrait gallery yet again...

8.15.15

The sky's the limit in the daydream gallery

8.11.15

You'd be crazy to miss the latest addition to the nightmare gallery

8.9.15

Did some housekeeping, updated all the gallery splash screens. Remember when I said that an IE solution was a low priority? Well, I had a bunch of free time due to an epic render on my production machine so I went ahead and fixed that for the five remaining IE users out there

8.8.15

Hurry over to the portrait gallery and I'll deal you in

8.6.15

Promise to upload some art later in the week but since the updated info page is a parent of this page, I assume you know what I've been working on. Not like you care, but the source is all CSS3/HTML5 and amazingly tight for my code. Of course, it doesn't work at all on IE so there is a hack for that now. While I plan to roll out a full solution for IE browsers, that's an extremely low priority so you'll have to live with the hack for a while or switch browsers

7.22.15

Doubtless you've seen the new Alan Wake inspired splash page. Will be updating all main pages to reflect that look & feel, which means an entire site overhaul, but I will continue to post new content on a regular basis during the incrimental update process

7.13.15

Migrating all content to new host site, thanks to the mighty Tin Zaw. Will be adding new content soon...

While I doubt that you actually read the whole catalog of crimes, I wouldn't be a good host if I didn't give you a way out